Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander is likely done for the season with an elbow injury. Now, Twitter’s overloaded with people joking about Kate Upton and Verlander’s sex life.
Wrong, he has a forearm injury, and the joke is that he got it masturbating instead of having sex with Kate upton
— 5/20/1995 | 9:31pm | Bronx, NY (@winnythe_) July 26, 2020
So someone has to say it.
How in the hell is Verlander going to nurse an elbow injury at home when he’s living with Kate Upton
— Josh (@_Philly_Talk) July 26, 2020
This guy’s actually funny. Bringing it back to the Houston Astros’ sign stealing by banging on trash cans.
He will be banging Kate Upton instead of trash can lids pic.twitter.com/rW6CKqZFM3
— bucco backer (@BackerBucco) July 26, 2020
Then there’s this person.
Kate Upton trending because men are gross and their first response to an athelete’s injury is to bring up how much more time said athelete will have to bang his wife. 🤮
— OKLOSER (@Waspette_) July 26, 2020
She wrote: “Kate Upton trending because men are gross and their first response to an athelete’s injury is to bring up how much more time said athelete will have to bang his wife.”
I mean, I get her point. It’d be like talking about how Kate Upton is trending only because of sex jokes made about her and her husband, then posting a bunch of Instagram pics where she showed off her body. Or pointing to a bunch of lingerie pics Kate Upton took while pregnant.
So classless.