Mickey Rourke Wants to Physically Fight Elon Musk and I Want to Watch That Happen

Mickey Rourke has a reputation for being a little crazy. I don’t know if it’s deserved or not, but it was a running gag on 30 Rock and it was hilarious.

Now Rourke says, in an Instagram post, that he wants to fight Elon Musk and please please please let this happen! I’ve been a good boy, I ate my vegetables and you can make it my birthday and Christmas present, just let me watch Mickey Rourke beat the absolute s**t out of Elon Musk.

The reason Rourke wants to fight Musk at all is in defense of Johnny Depp, the man whose wife Musk insists he wasn’t having sex with when he would pop by her apartment in the middle of the night while Depp was out of town.

I just read that ELON MUSK has challenged Johnny Depp to a fight. I have the better idea if Elon Musk is in fighting mood he can fight someone his own size, i’d gladly love the opportunity to take you to school mr.tough guy Elon Musk. Bare fists,elbows and knees and i will only use one hand-my left. We can both put down $200k a piece, winner take all, no rules. So instead of picking on someone who weighs 130 lbs i am calling your ass out.
Warmest regards, Mickey “Marielito” Rourke.

I do actually believe that Mickey Rourke could kick Elon Musk’s ass with one hand, and I would happily buy a ticket to see it.

Musk wanting to fight Johnny Depp reminds me a bit of Uwe Boll, who was famous for challenging people who gave his terrible movies bad reviews to fight, as Boll is a trained boxer. Boll challenged tiny Attack of the Show host Kevin Pereira to fight but turned down an invitation from writer Seanbaby to fight in his stead once he learned Seanbaby actually trained and knew how to fight.

Johnny Depp is not a man in particularly good health, and Elon Musk is a pretty large dude. But I think we all know Mickey Rourke would fustigate Musk so I really hope he takes him up on his offer.