You Can Watch Jake Paul Get the Crap Beat Out if Him Before Mike Tyson’s Comeback Fight

Mike Tyson, fresh off of beating the s**t out of a shark, the only thing he hadn’t beaten the s**t out of yet, is getting back in the boxing ring. I’m excited because the last time I saw Iron Mike in the ring he bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off. I know he boxed after that but who wants to see a 40-year-old Mike Tyson get knocked out by some dude you’ve never heard of? That was only worth watching when Buster Douglas did it.

Tyson’s exhibition match against Roy Jones, Jr. is going to have an amazing undercard match if you’re a fan of watching Jake Paul get his ass kicked.

Jake Paul, the worst thing to happen to YouTube since people discovered its algorithm encouraged pedophilia, is going to box former NBA player Nate Robinson who I’ve never heard of because I’m not a huge basketball fan but he’s now my favorite boxer of all time. Seriously, I know it’s just an exhibition celebrity match but is it to much to ask of Robinson that he do to Jake Paul what Muhammad Ali did to Ernie Terrell?

Robinson sounds like he has something to prove at 36, saying “I wanted to show that I’m a world-class athlete. I played college football, played in the NBA for 11 years, and I’m excited about this venture into the sport of boxing. Jake Paul, I want all the smoke.”

I have an idea: let Jake Paul fight Mike Tyson. There are no losers in that fight. You know, except Jake Paul but tell me you don’t want to see that. Look me in the eye and say “Nah, I’d rather not watch Jake Paul, Earth’s worst human, get his face rearranged by the greatest living former heavyweight champion.” You can’t do it and you know you can’t do it.