Kanye West, World’s Most Powerful Human and Genius Wants to Create ‘Jesus Tok’

The good news is that it appears Kanye West is past the manic episode he’s been having for most of the summer. I don’t know this for sure, of course, but the stupid s**t he’s saying now is a lot more coherent, and he did another one of his Sunday services because why not worship Kanye West, is it any dumber than being a Scientologist?

The bad news is that Kanye West is still Kanye West and he’s still the insufferable Jesus freak version of Kanye West.

But Kanye had a vision, folks!

Yes, that’s right, Kanye West, the greatest genius the world has ever seen according to Kanye West just had the idea to make a crappier religious version of a thing teenagers like. He’s officially your grandmother. “Why don’t you make a video about Jesus for the YouTubes honey?”

This is why I only listen to music I know was made by satanist who slept with hundreds of underage groupies like Led Zeppelin or David Bowie or The Rolling Stones. I do not want to be moralized to by some fucking singer. Give me a dude who too busy doing coke with Phil Collins to keep his kid from falling out a window over someone telling me Jesus is king any day.

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