Katy Perry Poses Half-Naked Days After Giving Birth

Katy Perry sure did just have a baby. We’re glad that she had a healthy baby girl, too. We’re just less glad she’s already back to posting half-naked selfies.

I do not envy women having to give birth. I’m pretty sure those panties she’s wearing are designed to keep all your internal organs from falling out the hole the baby just tore through the mother, which was a common problem for mothers until the industrial revolution. I don’t really know what all goes on, I tuned out of health class as soon as I learned where the clitoris is, that’s really all I needed to know about how women’s bodies work at the time.

I’m also glad that Katy and Orlando Bloom appears to be making things work, especially after seeing this Fox News story about her marriage to Russell Brand.

At first when I met him he wanted an equal, and I think a lot of times strong men do want an equal, but then they get that equal and they’re like, I can’t handle the ‘equalness,'” Perry said. “He didn’t like the atmosphere of me being the boss on tour. So that was really hurtful, and it was very controlling, which was upsetting.

I always wondered how a guy who looks like Brand was some kind of sex symbol. Seriously, it’s not even that he has a big dick, we’ve seen it and it’s tiny (link NSFW).

How do you think Russell Brand feels being the unattractive one in comparison to his ex-wife who has given birth so recently her vagina isn’t completely back inside her body yet.

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