Have you ever seen the video with the two girls and the cup? Or hopefully just the reactions to it without seeing the video itself? We did, of course, always realize that video was not meant just to make you want to vomit into the bowl of Cocoa Pebbles you were eating when your idiot friend said “oh, dude, you have to see this video” at 2 a.m., but rather it was meant to erotic. “Erotic to who?” you may be asking. Well, we finally have an answer to that: Odell Beckham, Jr.
It’s especially funny because he plays for the Browns.
For context, that’s Slim Danger, a pornographic actress who has a kid with Chief Keef and once hooked up with Beckham, who she says “likes to be shitted on.” I think the proper way to say that is “shat on” but she’s a porn star, conjugating verbs is not a super necessary life skill for her.
She also said he wanted her not to shower for 24 hours which I also find kind of gross. I mean, if you’re home alone in quarantine, whatever, but shower before sex.