Cardi B Deleted Her Twitter Because You’re Terrible, You’re All Terrible

I’m currently suspended from Twitter for inciting violence against Margaret Thatcher, a woman who has been deal for almost a century, by saying we should cut off her head and drive a stake through her heart to make sure she never comes back. It’s Halloween soon and you anything could happen, it’s just good to take precautions. Thatcher is kind of like my archenemy, I was previously suspended from a different social media site for saying “She’s snatching milk from babies in hell now” when she died. The point is that I’ve missed all kinds of awesome social media drama during my suspension, though I got a lot more work done so it’s kind of a mixed bag.

One of the things I missed by not being on Twitter is all the drama around Cardi B reuniting with Offset after filing for divorce. I heard her reasoning and honestly, I get it. She got on Instagram Live and told her fans “It’s hard not to talk to your best friend. It’s really hard not to talk to your best friend. And it’s really hard to have no dick.” I’m guessing she means she only makes 66 cents for every dollar a male rapper makes with songs about his pussy.

Apparently, this was some Grade A Twitter drama since Cardi deleted her Twitter because of it. She explained why on Instagram again, via E!

“A whole bunch of 15-year-olds telling me how to live my life like I’m mother f–king Ariana Grande or something. Like I came from Disney or something,” she said in her now-expired video, which has since been captured and shared online.

“I’m so tired of people saying I’ve got to continuously explain myself. I didn’t put my divorce out there, a f–king court clerk put it out there,” she continued, adding, “And because people are making rumors up, ‘Oh, this guy has a girl pregnant,’ I have to address it.”

Yeah, divorce filings are pretty public, you can’t just hide those.

Look, I just want Cardi to B happy. Offset clearly makes her happy, even if they have rough patches, so let them be happy. And if she ever stops being happy with him, she can call me.

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