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Demi Lovato has Phoned Home, Claims She Talks to Aliens Now

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One of my favorite people in the world is David Icke. He’s just so entirely insane that it’s hard not to find him entertaining. If you’re not familiar with him, David Icke is an idiot soccer player who went to a psychic and was told spirits would speak to him; this ended in him publicly declaring himself the Son of the Godhead and writing books about how the British royal family and all American presidents are invading lizard aliens in fake human costumes like that TV miniseries V. Though I kind of see it in Prince Phillip now.

Demi Lovato might be the Daughter of the Godhead because she’s talking to aliens now.

Lovato says she has “dug deep into the science of consciousness and experienced not only peace and serenity as I’ve never known but I also have witnessed the most incredibly profound sightings both in the sky as well as feet away from me. This planet is on a very negative path towards destruction but WE can change that together. If we were to get 1% of the population to meditate and make contact, we would force our governments to acknowledge the truth about extraterrestrial life among us and change our destructive habits destroying our planet.”

This is straight out of David Icke, who, before going crazy, was a Green Party spokesman and was fired as a sportscaster by the BBC for opposing my nemesis Margaret Thatcher.

It takes that particular blend of left-wing politics and belief in the supernatural that Icke and apparently Lovato have to get your really entertaining crazy bullshit; right-wing people who believe in this kind of crazy stuff generally just go to church.

I do believe, however, based mainly on the shape of her head, that Demi Lovato could be an alien herself and is just contacting her people like a less hot E.T.

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