Kanye West’s Run for President Has Reached Its Logical Conclusion: Overpriced Shitty Merch
Someone should have told Kanye West he didn’t have to run for president to sell ugly clothing before he imploded his marriage on the campaign trail. Hell, you’d think that one look at his shoes would tell him people will pay way too much money for the dumbest looking clothing I’ve ever seen in my entire life as long as Kanye puts his name on it.
TMZ reports Kanye has rolled out his campaign’s merch shop just in time for Donald Trump’s dexamethasone buzz to wear off.
Ye unveiled a collection that included $60 hats and $160 hoodies Wednesday night while the legit VP candidates were debating. The items included messages like, “Vote Kanye” and “God Save America.”
I would love to pay $100 for a t-shirt that may as well read “Frankie Say Relax” in two years.
His merchandise page also included his platform, which may as well say nothing.
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