Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Went Out Like Hero, Died Mid-Orgasm

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I want to die having sex. Every time I tell my partner this she says “you better fucking not,” but what is she going to do to me if I do? I’ll just be a ghost, hanging around and watching her shower, and as amazing as she might be, she can’t fight a ghost.

Matthew McConaughey’s dad is a legend who lived the dream. Or died the dream. However you want to say it, he went out on top. On top of Mrs. McCanaughey.

Here’s what the Oscar-winning actor said, according to Entertainment Tonight.

“I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled. I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom. He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed,” he recalled in the People cover story.

You know, I had a close relationship with my dad, and I believe that a large part of that is he never once said anything to me about how he fucked my mom. I know it happened because I’m here but I didn’t need to hear about it and I’m glad I didn’t, I can just assume it only happened the one time and move on with my life.

But Matthew McConaughey? Now everyone in the world has to picture his mom pulling his dad out of her and rolling him off of her. Which explains just so much about Matthew McConaughey.

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