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Melania Trump Sounds Super Jealous of ‘Porn Hooker’ Stormy Daniels

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A lot of people try to shame Melania Trump for having been a nude model, but I always find that a little self-defeating. “Yeah, we’re going to put the entire women’s movement back 50 years to own the First Lady, she’s an international embarrassment because we saw her boobs.” Dude, France’s First Lady is a pedophile and Germany’s First Gentleman is married to Angela Merkel, Melania Trump is not the reason Europeans hate you, she’s one of them.

Now, Donald Trump famously cheated on her with Stormy Daniels, and he didn’t sound all too concerned at the prospect of her leaving him over it. That decision worked out well for her, the finish line is in sight now. Melania also didn’t seem too bothered by the affair, but sue did sound pissed Daniels was getting more attention than she was.

TMZ reported one of Melania’s friends secretly recorded a conversation with the First Lady, and she sounded more jealous of the attention Daniels got than the fact that she had sex with her husband.

Anyway, Melania says … “Go Google and read it, Annie Leibovitz shot the porn hooker, and she will be in one of the issues” Wolkoff responded with confusion about the term “porn hooker,” forcing Melania to say Stormy’s name.

I’m not crazy in thinking the thing Melania is angry about here is that she didn’t get a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz and not that the husband stuck his tiny Smurf house dick inside Daniels while watching Shark Week, right?

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PunkA
PunkA
17 days ago

I’d rather get it on with Melania than Stormy. Stormy got fat.

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