Tekashi 6ix9ine ODed on Coffee and Hydroxycut Like a True OG

The other day was the 40 anniversary of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham’s death. Bonzo drank 40 shots of vodka and asphyxiated to death on his own vomit.

Tekashi 6ix9ine, who likes to project a real tough-guy image, was rushed to the hospital because he mixed too much coffee with too many diet pills, the most embarrassing celebrity overdose since Lil Xan ODed on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

People reports that ”Tekashi told the Shade Room that his overdose was a result of pairing a cup of coffee with two Hydroxycut pills instead of the recommended daily dosage of one.”

Eric Clapton did so much coke that he hasn’t had any feeling in the face since Derek and the Dominos but yeah, no one is tough enough to manage a single cup of coffee.

Remember when Tupac and Biggie killed each other in a gangland shootout directed by John Woo with like, fucking doves flying out of boxes and s**t? Now we’ve got snitches taking an extra diet pill and the wheelchair kid from DeGrassi telling everyone how hard they are,

Xeni Jardin seems more gangster than today’s gangster rappers.

Elvis died on the toilet and even that is a cooler way to go than “took two diet pills instead of one with a venti mochaccino.”

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