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Timothée Chalamet Embarrassed by Photos Kissing Lily-Rose Depp, Not the Whole Peaches and Cream Thing

Timothée Chalamet is most famous for fucking a peach and that is never going to change. He can win an Oscar and 20 years later people are going to see him and say “Hey, aren’t you the guy who fucked the peach?” Don’t believe me? What’s the first thing you think of when I say the name Jason Biggs?

If I was famous for fucking a peach or really anything else that’s not a person, I don’t think I’d have the capacity to be embarrassed by anything else, but Chalamet told GQ that pictures of him making out with Lily-Rose Depp were so embarrassing he never would have considered doing them for PR, as some people suggested.

“I went to bed that night thinking that was one of the best days of my life,” Timothée told me. “I was on this boat all day with someone I really loved, and closing my eyes, I was like, indisputably, ‘That was great.’ And then waking up to all these pictures, and feeling embarrassed, and looking like a real nob? All pale? And then people are like: This is a P.R. stunt. A P.R. stunt?! Do you think I’d want to look like that in front of all of you?!

I don’t know about you, but I find kissing Johnny Depp’s daughter a lot less embarrassing than fucking a peach. Hell, Kevin Smith’s daughter and that hot actress from A.P. Bio they’re friends with also rank way below fruits and vegetables on the old embarrassment scale.

I honestly cannot think of any human being I’d be embarrassed to be seen kissing if I were famous for fucking a peach. Even President Trump, who is spray painted to be the color of a fruit and is going to rallies talking about how he’ll make out with dudes now to prove how immune to COVID he is, sounds like a better proposition to me.

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