George Clooney Cuts His Hair With a Vacuum Cleaner

I’ve been trying to get my hair to look like George Clooney’s hair for most of my life. It sort of leans more to the guy who owns the comic book store on The Big Bang Theory, but definitely not Clooney even as it gets greyer.

Turns out the secret for Clooney’s impeccable coiffure is a food processor at the end of a vacuum cleaner.

Yes, the famous actor told CBS Sunday Morning he uses a Flowbee to cut his hair.

Actor/director George Clooney tells @thattracysmith that he's been cutting his own hair for years – by using the Flowbee haircutting machine https://t.co/SWYT8pFC8h pic.twitter.com/bKepm5LQCM

— CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) November 29, 2020

Okay, so I guess my problem is I was going to a barber instead of just breaking out a weed whacked and a Hoover.

Clooney says his hair is “like straw” and it’s impossible to make a mistake on, so his good looks are genetic. If you or I got a Flowbee, we would not look like George Clooney at the end of the day. You’re going to look like Eraserhead. At best.