Logan Paul Wants to Fight Floyd Mayweather. Please, God, Please Let Him

By James Sainte-Claire November 17, 2020

I don’t know about you, but I think spending a day watching Logan Paul get literally beaten to death would be a day well spent. If we’re all really good boys and girls, we just may get to spend a day doing just that.

Logan Paul, whose boxing career consists entirely of fighting a British YouTuber to a draw, thinks he can beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight.

Here’s what he told TMZ.

“Let me tell you this, if I caught Floyd in a real fight, street fight, whoop his ass! No question,” Paul said … “MMA? Octagon? Whoop his ass!”

“The only place I think Floyd is safe obviously is the boxing ring, but to be honest, I don’t give a f*ck! I don’t give a f*ck! I would fight Floyd anytime, anywhere, any place. Doesn’t f*ckin’ matter to me.”

Paul continued, “I’m 8 inches taller, I’m 40 pounds heavier, I’m half his age, I’m 2 times as hungry and 10 times as smart. I’m used to beating up people weaker and shorter than he is. I grew up with Jake!”

Please, I’ve been such a good boy. I will help old ladies cross the street as soon as COVID is over. I’ll feed orphans to the homeless or whatever it is celebrities do on Thanksgiving to avoid spending it with their families. Just please, God, if I’m wrong and you exist, please let Logan Paul fight Floyd Mayweather. It’d be a better Christmas present than a PS5 and whatever the hell they’re calling the new Xbox put together.