Lori Loughlin Is Not Exactly The Belle of Cell Block C

Lori Loughlin is not doing well in prison. Luckily for her, she’s a white lady who committed fraud and not a black woman who committed a non-violent drug offense so she’s only got to be in jail for two months instead of 20 years. US Weekly reports that Loughlin isn’t even managing the small amount of time she got well.

“Lori really went into prison strong, she had her faith and the support of her family, but the first few days and road ahead are daunting,” the source tells Us.

A second source adds that Loughlin, 56, has been a “wreck.”

“Lori tried her best to be brave and look at the end result but there was nothing that could dissipate her fears,” the source says about the Full House alum’s state of mind in recent weeks. “It’s only two months but she’s dreading it. Her mind keeps telling her that something will go horribly wrong in prison or that her stay could be prolonged.”

Something go wrong in prison? When has that ever happened?

At least she’s behind bars. I know I will sleep better tonight knowing that Lori Loughlin isn’t out there, walking around, offering colleges huge sums of money to try and teach her idiot daughters how to read or whatever.