Adult Man Perez Hilton Cries, Begs 16-Year-Old Girl For Help After Getting Banned From TikTok

I’ve seen some amazingly pathetic things in my time, but this may just take the cake. Have you ever seen a grown man cry because he was banned from a social media site for children because he said maybe 15-year-olds dancing in bikinis wasn’t the kind of content he wanted to see? It wasn’t just libertarians who were mad at Hilton for his suggestion that Charli D’Amelio put some clothes on, The Independent reports it was likely Charli’s fans filing false reports that got Hilton banned.

Hilton had previously attracted a major backlash for criticising D’Amelio when she was 15 after she posted a video of herself dancing in a bikini. In response, fans of the American dancer, now 16, launched a petition that attracted more than 228,000 signatures to have him banned from TikTok.

Man, the Elon Musk fan subreddits must have been dead while that was being written and signed.

The reason that TikTok gave me for permanently banning my account without any warning is ‘multiple community guidelines violations’. I am feeling numb, and I don’t want to seem overly dramatic, but I feel like my world is crumbling. This feels like a death to me. Please, Charli D’Amelio, please message me back on Instagram. Please. Please help me. I know you don’t owe me that, but I beg of you. I beg of you. I grovel.

Ixnay on the begging the 16-year-old to DM you, Perez, it never goes well. Just ask anyone who voted for Jo Jorgansen.

Hilton’s video is over half an hour long but you really have to see it to believe it. He starts out by saying he knows a lot of people are laughing at him, and that’s the most right he’s ever been.