Jennifer Lopez Insists She’s Never Had Any Botox or Cosmetic Surgery

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Right around April 15th, 2002, celebrities all magically stopped aging for some reason. We can never know what the cause of this phenomenon was, but where once upon a time a 51-year-old Rue McClanahan was a lead in a show called The Golden Girls about senior citizens living their golden years together, now smooth-faced 51-year-olds post nude thirst traps to Instagram.

It’s probably because they started putting fluoride in the water, right?

You might be thinking to yourself “It’s clearly because they’re all getting Botox, that’s the reason rich celebrities look young into old age but your average blue-collar worker still looks like they’re their actual age.”

You would be wrong, though, because Jennifer Lopez, who is 51, “clapped back” at someone who “accused” her of getting Botox. Yes kween. Fierce. Slay.

Yes, that wrinkle-free look is due to consumer-grade branded home cosmetics, 100%. You can have skin just like JLo if you buy her JLo branded beauty masks. Just listen to what she actually said to a comment from someone said it was clear she had Botox.

LOL that’s just my face!!! For the 500 millionth time…I have never done Botox or any injectables or surgery!! Just saying.Get you some JLO Beauty and feel beautiful in your own skin!! And here is another JLO Beauty secret: try spending your time being more positive, kind and uplifting of others. Don’t spend your time trying to bring others down that will keep you youthful and beautiful too!!! Sending you love. #beautyfromtheinsideout #beautyhasnoexpirationdate

I’m sold. She just naturally looks like that because of her positive attitude and JLo branded beauty products. If Wilford Brimley had some of those he might have been the lead in Better Off Dead instead of the younger old guy in Cocoon, a film he was younger than JLo is today when he filmed it.

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Glenn Rosen
Glenn Rosen
2 years ago

Tell me again she hasn’t had plastic surgery. Please!comment image