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Kim Kardashian Has a Kanye West Exit Plan Ready to Go

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When we went to war with Iraq and Afghanistan, we didn’t have an exit plan. The result is that we’ve still got troops in Afghanistan in 2021 and no plan to bring them home, even though some of the troops there now hadn’t even been born when the war began.

That sort of ongoing quagmire with no hope of escape is exactly the sort of thing you want to avoid with Kanye West.

Luckily for Kim Kardashian, she’s smarter than George Bush and as such she has an exit plan for her marriage. And “exit plan” is the exact terminology Us Weekly’s source used when they reported it.

As speculation about their relationship status continues to spread, Kardashian has sought the guidance of “her financial advisors to figure out an exit plan that would be best for her whole family,” the source says.

I can’t really think of a bad way to leave Kanye West. Have you ever heard Aziz Ansari’s story about meeting Kanye West? He walked into Kanye’s house and Kanye was listening to a Kanye West album. No one wants to be married to the “listens to his own album” dude.

“Kim has had all of her and Kanye’s financials and properties ready to be split, it’s a very fair deal for everyone,” the source adds. “Kim has all of her assets and financials ready for when she decides to file officially. Friends thought she was going to file in September, but she’s holding out. That does not mean that everything behind the scenes is already done.”

The source also said that it was Kanye telling everyone how he and Kim considered aborting North was the final straw. Keep in mind that was part of Kanye West’s run for president, and Kanye actually thought he was going to win said run for president. Like honestly, he seemed to think he would, at the very least, come in second and get a seat on Trump’s cabinet.
I would recommend divorcing anyone who thought Kanye West should be president, honestly.
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PunkA
PunkA
29 days ago

0 for 3. She really knows how to pick them. But at least she’s back on the market as America’s hottest pin cushion.

Last edited 29 days ago by PunkA
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