Brandy Glanville, the Last Person Who Wanted to Bang Armie Hammer, Takes it Back

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Armie Hammer is a pretty attractive guy. Okay, he’s smoking hot. And people definitely notice it. Even after his extremely weird sexual fetishes came out, he’s still physically attractive.

One person who noticed this was Brandi Glanville from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She caught that he might be back on the market and decided to shoot her shot, saying “Dear @armiehammer You can have my rib cage. how do you just keep getting hotter and hotter #letsbbq” in a now-deleted tweet.

She followed her tweet up with “Guys I DID NOT KNOW the extent of whats being alleged against AH I just read he was getting divorced and thought he was hot. No more headline porn for me! I have learned my lesson,” meaning the last person in Hollywood still willing to bang Armie Hammer changed her mind.

Suffice it to say this is a bad sign for Hammer.

I honestly wouldn’t blame Glanville if she still wanted to sleep with Hammer. Just because someone is a horrible person doesn’t mean they’re not good in bed. Who hasn’t had amazing sex with a horrible person? Just ask any woman who I’ve had sex with.

You know who does it for me? That Kent State gun girl. She is just awful but something about her is super hot to me.  So I can relate to Brandi when she sees those headlines about Armie Hammer wanting to eat his girlfriend’s ribs and thinking “Eh, I still would.”

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2 years ago

That’s the funniest thing Brand Glandville has ever written. She should’ve stuck with it.