Armie Hammer Apparently Had a Tied-Up Mannequin

Things are going well for Armie Hammer. He slipped out of his house in the middle of the night, and fleeing under cover of darkness is always a sign that everything is okay.

Armie was in such a hurry to get out of Dodge that he didn’t have time to grab his tied-up mannequin, and it ended up in the trash, according to Page Six.

But it’s less what “trucks and a gaggle of movers … working well after midnight and lit only by flashlights” took and more what they left that’s drawing eyes to the property today. To wit: what appears to be a female mannequin torso stuffed in the trash.

Closer inspection of the detritus reveals that the mannequin appears to be bound in some sort of decorative manner …

Now, we don’t know that Armie Hammer actually owned the mannequin and tied it up with rope. Maybe it was just to display clothes and the movers tied a rope around it as a joke.

Come on, why would you have this? No one who owns a mannequin and isn’t a tailor is a normal person. There’s just no good reason to have one.