Armie Hammer Under Police Investigation After Violent Rape Allegations

I honestly thought the initial allegations against Armie Hammer, when they first broke, had to be fake.  It because I thought Jammer was such a great guy, they were just so outlandish, over-the-top and weird that I thought they had to be made up.

He sure showed me.

The more details we learn about Armie Hammer’s private life, the more disturbing and less funny it gets.

Hammer is now under investigation by the LAPD after a woman accused him of raping her. Here’s what the woman, named Effie, said at a press conference Thursday, via Variety.

“I thought that he was going to kill me,” the woman, named Effie, said through tears on Thursday during a press conference with her attorney, Gloria Allred. Effie is accusing Hammer of violent rape and physical abuse, during their on-and-off four-year relationship from 2016 to 2020.

“On April 24, 2017, Armie Hammer violently raped me for over four hours in Los Angeles, during which he repeatedly slapped my head against a wall, bruising my face,” Effie said. “He also committed other acts of violence against me to which I did not consent.”

Crying uncontrollably at the virtual press conference, Effie says during the alleged rape, Hammer beat her feet “so they would hurt” with every step she took. She says she tried to get away, “but he wouldn’t let me.”

Those are some pretty heavy allegations.

Armie Hammer denies that any of this is true and in fact claims to have text messages proving that she was begging Hammer to be intimate with her while he rebuffed her.

“It was never Mr. Hammer’s intention to embarrass or expose [Effie’s] fetishes or kinky sexual desires, but she has now escalated this matter to another level by hiring a civil lawyer to host a public press conference. With the truth on his side, Mr. Hammer welcomes the opportunity to set the record straight,” the statement continues. “From day one, Mr. Hammer has maintained that all of his interactions with [Effie] — and every other sexual partner of his for that matter — have been completely consensual, discussed and agreed upon in advance, and mutually participatory. [Effie’s] attention seeking and ill-advised legal bid will only make it more difficult for real victims of sexual violence to get the justice they deserve.”

Hammer also denied all that stuff about wanting to boil his lovers into a bisque or whatever, too, but they all had similar stories about that and he had tied-up mannequin. Of course, Hammer’s guilt or innocence will ultimately be up to police, prosecutors and juries to determine.