Kanye West Said to be Working on Plan to Come Crawling Back to Kim Kardashian

I know I say this a lot, but Kanye West is so egotistical that it makes him delusional. He literally described himself as “one of the most powerful humans.” He might be the most conceited human, but his power level is definitely not over 9000 otherwise.

Kanye’s wife Kim Kardashian recently filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences, which we all took as code for “being Kanye West.” But according to Hollywood Life, Kanye has a plan to win his soon-to-be ex-wife over.

“Kanye honestly feels that he can get Kim back,” the source EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife. “There is so much strain thanks to so many obstacles with quarantine and both of them wanting to live in different parts of the country, to the kids and to his overall health. He is realistic and knows that co-parenting is the way forward since Kim has had enough, but he feels it can be used as a breather to where distance will make the heart grow fonder and she will realize what she is missing.”

Given the choice of being around Kanye West and being away from Kanye West, I don’t think that being around him would be the winner.

But I do have a plan for how Kanye can win back his wife. All he has to do is call Mr. Peabody and ask him to bring over the Wayback Machine and take him back to when he first thought Candice Owens had some good ideas and punch himself in the dick.

Failing that, Kanye should get used to being one of the world’s most powerful bachelors.