Elon Musk and Nick Cannon Are Recreating the Human Race

News yesterday that Elon Musk fathered twins last November with a company executive. This happened weeks before Grimes gave birth to her and Elon’s second child. That brings Musk’s total number of kids to nine. 9!

Nick Cannon, father of seven and with a few more on the way (literally), respects Musk’s handiwork.

Musk, 51, tweeted “Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.” Cannon, 41, replied “Right there with you my Brother!.”

Right there with you my Brother!✊🏾

— Nick Cannon (@NickCannon) July 7, 2022

Musk’s newest baby mama is Shivon Zilis. The 36-year-old currently works at Neuralink, but started at another Musk company, OpenAI. In between she also worked at Tesla as a project manager. So, she basically follows Musk around. Helps him change the world and births his babies. Did she get a horse from Musk also?

Musk already has nine children with three women. Unfortunately, one of them died of sudden infant death syndrome at just 10 weeks old in 2002. Another doesn’t even want to be a “Musk,” having legally changed her name and gender. So, dock Musk -1 for that.

Cannon is still behind Musk with seven. Cannon sadly lost a child to brain cancer last year. His son was only 5 weeks old then. Nick though has a few more on the way this year. That brings him to 10.

These two have about 17 kids between them. That’s enough to shoot off into Mars and colonize it right?