Elon Musk Drops Out of Twitter Deal to Spend More Time Propositioning Flight Attendants

Elon Musk dropped out of his Twitter deal. The rumored $44 million purchase of the social network fell through after Musk changed his mind.

Musk said Twitter’s usage came from a lot of bot traffic, not real users. So, he’s backing out.

More like Musk got bored, the attention from buying Twitter wore off and now the narcissist needs another shiny object to satisfy himself and get people to look at him.

Now Musk can go back to allegedly offering horses to flight attendants for handjobs.

Musk, 51, is the father of nine. News came out yesterday that he had twins just weeks before Grimes delivered their second child.

Meanwhile, his daughter Vivian Jenna Wilson hates him so much she changed her last name, dropped the “Musk” and also changed her gender.

So, he’s got lots going on besides Twitter.

But the internet’s got jokes for Elon.

Of course there were horse jokes.

Elon Musk is trying to end his $44 billion deal with Twitter almost as fast as that flight attendant tried to get him to put his dick away and stop offering horses in exchange for erotic massage.

— Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 (@ImSpeaking13) July 8, 2022

And thousands of jokes about Elon pulling out.

One shot of whiskey for every Elon Musk 'pull out' tweet and you will be severely inebriated.

— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) July 8, 2022

Oh look, Elon Musk finally learned how to pull out.

— Jax Persists (@LadyJayPersists) July 8, 2022

BREAKING: Elon Musk has terminated his deal to buy Twitter, which is shocking because I didn’t think he knew how to pull out of anything.

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) July 8, 2022

And then, real analysis?

You might think that Elon Musk backing out of a $44 bIllini Twitter deal is bad, but it’s nothing compared to when he backed out of his $6 billion promise to the UN to help solve world hunger.

— Read Abolish Rent (@JoshuaPHilll) July 8, 2022

Where will Musk’s ego take him next? Besides Mars. Or maybe he’ll just get us 90% there and bail.