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Elon Musk’s Dad Fat-Shames Him

Even Elon Musk’s dad is disgusted by him.

Musk was photographed recently looking rather well-fed, jumping off a yacht in Myokonos, Greece.

Errol Musk, Elon’s dad, called into Australia’s “The Kyle and Jackie O Show.”

On the show, he let the world know, Elon’s a whale. Uggh, lose some weight.

He said Elon’s “very strongly built but he’s been eating badly.” Husky, strongly built, these are all words for fat. Daddy is disappointed.

He then pushed a supplement for Elon to take called garcinia cambogia.

Garcinia cambogia is a tropical fruit from India and Southeast Asia. Supposedly, the rinds contain hydroxycitric acid which suppress appetite and decrease weight. At least one science study supports that it may help with weight loss. Interesting what you learn from Google.

Errol Musk also told the hosts, hey, we have other children too. Stop focusing on Elon. He says youngest son Kimbal Musk is also a billionaire and calls him his “pride and joy.” There’s an arrow going through Elon’s heart right now.

Kimbal being a billionaire has more to do with Elon’s companies Tesla and SpaceX though rather than anything Kimbal’s done. Kimbal invested early in both companies, which are worth billions of dollars. Meanwhile, his own undertaking, The Kitchen Restaurant Group, is only valued around $100 million to $500 million, at least back in 2019.

Now we know why Elon Musk is the way he is. His dad has a strong personality. When Elon’s not out bribing flight attendants with horses for sexual favors (allegedly), he’s trying to win Daddy’s respect. “Look Dad, I got us to Mars!” “Oh great, you can get us to Mars, but you can’t even lose 20 pounds??”

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