Rihanna and A$AP Rocky Prove That Normal Names Are Overrated with the Birth of RZA Athelston Mayers


Looks like Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have finally revealed the name of their child. And let me tell you, this kid has had a cooler life in his first 363 days than most of us ever will.

Who needs a normal name like John or Sarah when you can be named after a Wu-Tang Clan member and your dad? And let’s not forget the fact that he’s a Taurus with Leo rising. I’m sure that’s going to come in handy when he’s negotiating his first record deal at the age of 5.

It’s clear that little RZA is destined for greatness. With a name like that, how could he not be? That’s to say, if he isn’t at least a B-lister, his life will be a total failure. And it seems like his name is following a paternal family tradition. A$AP Rocky’s legal first name is Rakim, in honor of the rapper Rakim.

When you’re a celebrity, you can name your child whatever you want. Traditional names or family history? Nahhh. It’s all about being cool and unique.

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