Students for Trump Ain’t No Chokers 😳

Did they just andmit to giving head? #TrumpInAZ pic.twitter.com/fd63BR91nC

— Dwayne Daniels II (@DwayneDanielsII) June 23, 2020

Let’s See What Ja Rule Has Been Up To

Oh, No, Celebs, What Are You Doing?

And every person of color just cringed a little.

regret to inform you the celebs are at it again pic.twitter.com/pfORBiqvrX

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) June 11, 2020

Dudes…

Whoa. The wait is finally over, dudes! Keanu Reeves and @Winter star in the first official trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music! Watch now! And remember: be excellent to each other. 🎸⚡ #BillAndTed3 #FaceTheMusic #BillAndTedDay pic.twitter.com/oh7Oj3mVK3

— Bill & Ted 3 (@BillandTed3) June 9, 2020

A 75-Year-Old Man Cracked His Head When Police Pushed Him

Police initially said he tripped and fell. With a little assistance of course.

Who does this protect? pic.twitter.com/eogF5BJoit

— jordan (@JordanUhl) June 5, 2020

Drew Brees Would Be So Sad to Hear You Say That 😢

They’re chanting “F**k Drew Brees” at a New Orleans protest 😳pic.twitter.com/EeNDTH7zju

— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) June 4, 2020

Context: Drew Brees doesn’t like you kneeling.

Highlight: @readdanwrite asks @drewbrees what the star NFL quarterback thinks about "players kneeling again when the NFL season starts."@drewbrees: “I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country.”

Full exchange: pic.twitter.com/MpCkFyOMed

— Yahoo Finance (@YahooFinance) June 3, 2020

Yikes

LMAO REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE MY FIRST TELEVISON GIG A LIVING HELL?!?! CAUSE ILL NEVER FORGET. I BELIEVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT IF TOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY YOU WOULD “S**T IN MY WIG!” AMONGST OTHER TRAUMATIC MICROAGRESSIONS THAT MADE ME QUESTION A CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD… https://t.co/RkcaMBmtDA

— SAMEYA (@Sammie_Ware) June 2, 2020

We’re Screwed

"A troop of monkeys in India attacked a medical official and snatched away blood samples of patients who had tested positive for the novel coronavirus, authorities said on Friday." https://t.co/I0sEbBCKq5

— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) May 29, 2020

Billie Eilish Is All About Body Positivity

Billie Eilish releases her short film that shows everyone she looks like your average woman. Such powerful whispering.

Is This Supposed to be Better or Worse?

Someone used their amazing skills to put Steve Harvey’s head on Meg the Stallion rapping and that’s why I love the internet. pic.twitter.com/k9FN1yJG05

— Kevín (@KevOnStage) May 7, 2020

Beyoncé Hops On This Savage Train

Chaka Khaaaaan!

I’ll take I fucked up for $100, Alex.

I … I am crying. pic.twitter.com/A8UL4SQEbA

— KelleyLCarter (@KelleyLCarter) April 28, 2020

Anna Wintour = 😲

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…..Now you DO REALIZE that a door, locked for years, out of fear of retribution for truth, has been OPENED WIDE. My dear friend and man of such vision, intelligence, and hurt has spoken forth regarding the British woman who works at Vogue. I am proud of him for taking this step because there has been so much personal evil and destruction, and now perhaps others will feel safe to speak. Last night He asked when will I find my space of strength and tell all. I told him and you that I will…. now he must take center stage. I have been working on all of the evil memories, and we have emailed and photographed proof along with many, many people who came forth and spoken….. and I will write about what I had to contend with concerning this very, very meaningless person who deeply knew that she had no substance to exist in the realms of Snow, Vreeland, Mirabella, Orton, Weir, and thus she had to ice berg her self to float through the sea and destroy not help our metier. It’s finished! The recalibration of life, perspective, and the essence, which is the need and destination of love, will now lift this disease. Oh, she did not act alone, she had a diabolical man who assisted in the santanic plan. Karma. It’s a severe injury to the brain to realize that we have tolerated this mediocrity in our metier for almost four decades.

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Brad Pitt Is Your New Fauci

Donald Trump gets Alec Baldwin, Dr. Anthony Fauci gets Brad Pitt. Trump must be thrilled.

And now, a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci. #SNLAtHome pic.twitter.com/LYemNAWaAT

— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) April 26, 2020

Post Malone Just Finished a 15 Song Nirvana Tribute With Travis Barker

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NASCAR’s Kyle Larson Found the Worst Time to Drop the N-Bomb

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Colin Kaepernick Reaching Out to the Jets After Fake Signing

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So Bhad Bhabie Is Black Now?

David Geffen Is Doing OK, Thanks for Asking

Thanks, David Geffen, for your thoughts. pic.twitter.com/5XTRhGX5OP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 28, 2020

When You Confuse a Zoom With Onlyfans

Top Tip for the day: Remember to turn off your camera when you go to the toilet during zoom meetings. I don't think your students would enjoy it. pic.twitter.com/qAnpTB8KBk

— james hall (@jdahall) March 22, 2020