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Lady Gaga Tells The Pences That They’re Sucky Christians

By Jo Davis January 21, 2019

Future Whines About Ex Ciara’s Marriage to Prove He Is So Over Her

By Jo Davis January 21, 2019

Would You Suck a Dick to Save the Fyre Festival?

By Bob Mike January 21, 2019

Want to Work for Mariah Carey? You Better Like Being Pissed On

By Eric Karnes January 18, 2019

Logic Made a Song About Keanu Reeves

By Bob Mike January 17, 2019

Soulja Boy Desperately Still Wants One Last Shot at Fame

By Bob Mike January 17, 2019

Cardi B Has Two New Videos: One Twerking and One Attacking Donald Trump

By Eric Karnes January 17, 2019

Kanye West Really Wants Someone to Build Him a Giant Dome

By Eric Karnes January 14, 2019

R. Kelly’s Spotify Streams Are Way Up, But His Chances of Staying Out of Prison Are Way Down After ‘Surviving R. Kelly’

Beyonce Killed Future Coachellas

By Bob Mike January 6, 2019

Justin Bieber Awkwardly Serenades Hailey Baldwin in Beverly Hills

By Jo Davis January 4, 2019

Justin Bieber Got a Face Tattoo to Match Everything Else Wrong With Justin Bieber

By Eric Karnes January 3, 2019

You Wanna See Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Lick Her Feet?

By Jo Davis January 2, 2019

Ariana Grande Says She’s Probably Never Dating Again

By Eric Karnes January 2, 2019

Kanye West Declares His Continued Love for Donald Trump

By Jo Davis January 2, 2019

Lady Gaga Opens Her Las Vegas Residency By Ascending From A Giant Robot

By Jo Davis December 30, 2018

Buying a Monkey, Not Beating the Shit Out of Women, The Thing That Could Land Chris Brown in Jail

Offset Going Broke Trying to Get Back at Cardi B

By Jo Davis December 27, 2018

Robin Thicke and April Love Geary Are Engaged

By Eric Karnes December 27, 2018

Mariah Carey Just Broke the Record for Most Streamed Song, Toppling Drake and XXXTentacion

By Eric Karnes December 26, 2018