For far too long have we succumbed to space pirates. We must fight back, Ted Cruz proclaimed as he licked his eyeball with his tongue.
"Pirates threaten the open sea, the same is possible in open space. In this same way, I believe we too must now recognize the necessity of a Space Force."
— Sen. Ted Cruz https://t.co/R49rVqSxgO
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) May 15, 2019