News Elon Musk Drops Out of Twitter Deal to Spend More Time Propositioning Flight Attendants By William Twiddlesmith July 8, 2022
News Even Elon Musk’s Daughter Is Sick of Him, Files to Change Her Last Name By William Twiddlesmith June 20, 2022
TV ‘Saturday Night Live’ is About to Be Even Worse With Elon Musk Hosting By James Sainte-Claire April 27, 2021
What The Scientist Who Called Elon Musk ‘Space Karen’ Deserves a Medal By James Sainte-Claire November 16, 2020
News Elon Musk Declares Earth Law Won’t Apply to Him When He’s King of Mars By James Sainte-Claire November 1, 2020
Movies Tom Cruise, Whose Religion is Based on a Sci-Fi Novel, is Going to Space to Film a Movie By James Sainte-Claire September 23, 2020
What Elon Musk, Maker of Cars That Can’t Get Wet, Is Unveiling a Chip That Attaches to Your Brain By James Sainte-Claire August 27, 2020
What Mickey Rourke Wants to Physically Fight Elon Musk and I Want to Watch That Happen By James Sainte-Claire July 27, 2020
News ‘Genius Inventor’ Elon Musk’s Newest Futuristic Idea is Cars and Tunnels By James Sainte-Claire July 22, 2020
News Witness: Amber Heard’s Only Bruises Were on Her Neck After Spending the Night With Elon Musk By James Sainte-Claire July 13, 2020
News Elon Musk is Trying to Save Face, Take Back Kanye for President Endorsement By James Sainte-Claire July 12, 2020
This Feels Super Comfortable and Not Awkward at All The reflection of Grimes in the glass just makes this. Elon Musk and Kanye West at Elon's house today. pic.twitter.com/tA1me9ZiwE — RAP (@RapDailyx) July 1, 2020
News Elon Musk Denies Threesome Rumors, Oddly Silent on Virgin Rumors By James Sainte-Claire June 19, 2020
What There are Legal Documents Stating Elon Musk Had a Threesome With Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne By James Sainte-Claire June 17, 2020
News Elon Musk Wants to Live in a City on Mars, Let’s Hope he Takes His Weirdo Fans With Him By James Sainte-Claire May 25, 2020