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John Mayer Denies Dating Kourtney Kardashian, Says He’s Afraid of Kris

By Eric Karnes May 14, 2019

Does John Mayer Have Sex to His Own Music? 5 Revelations from His Uncensored Chat with Cazzie David

By Anam Syed October 27, 2018

John Mayer’s Racist Dick Comes Back to Haunt Him Against Nicki Minaj

By Jeremy Lambert September 11, 2017

Katy Perry Ranks Her Sex Partners

By Jacob Hill June 12, 2017

John Mayer Brought Dave Chappelle Onstage to Honor Charlie Murphy

By William Twiddlesmith April 14, 2017

Ultimate Bro John Mayer Crashed a Sorority Event

By Isadora Teich March 6, 2017

Panties Will Drop as John Mayer Releases New Songs

By William Twiddlesmith

John Mayer Thinks Taylor Swift’s Birthday Is Lame

By Jeremy Lambert December 14, 2016

Katy Perry, John Mayer and Taylor Swift Didn’t Stir Up Any Expected Drama, Acted Like Adults At Drake’s Birthday Party

By Ally Sabatina October 27, 2016

Katy Perry And Taylor Swift Spilled Some Bad Blood At Drake’s Birthday Party

By Isadora Teich

Is John Mayer Giving Demi Lovato His Bubblegum Kisses or Whatever?

By Isadora Teich October 24, 2016

Leslie Jones Would Rather Bone John Mayer Than Be One Of His Songs

By Isadora Teich September 19, 2016

John Mayer Plans to Romance 60-Year Old Hippie Women

By William Twiddlesmith August 7, 2015

John Mayer Possesses a Magic Dick that Breaks Up Marriages

By William Twiddlesmith

Katy Perry And John Mayer Aren’t Marrying. Mostly Because They Split

By The Blemish February 26, 2014

Internet Detectives Deduce Katy Perry Might Be Engaged

By The Blemish February 17, 2014

John Mayer Hates His Girlfriend’s Music

By The Blemish December 18, 2013

John Mayer Has a Video Featuring Katy Perry

By The Blemish December 17, 2013

Katy Perry and John Mayer are Done

By The Blemish March 19, 2013

The Katy Perry Sex, It Is Too Loud