Watch This Girl Flash at a McDonald’s Then Smear Ice Cream on Her Boobs By William Twiddlesmith November 20, 2019
Someone Brought in a Dead Raccoon Into a McDonald’s in San Francisco, Which Sounds About Right for San Francisco By Jo Davis January 9, 2019
McDonald’s French Fries Cure Baldness as Well as Thinness and Low Blood Pressure By James Sainte-Claire February 5, 2018
‘Rick and Morty’ Fans Go Freaking Berserk When McDonald’s Runs Out Of McNugget Sauce By James Sainte-Claire October 9, 2017
‘Rick and Morty’ Bring Szechuan Sauce Back to McDonald’s for One Day Only By James Sainte-Claire October 2, 2017
Muslim Family Allegedly Tricked Into Eating Bacon at McDonald’s By James Sainte-Claire August 3, 2017
McDonald’s New Uniforms Are Perfect for the Dystopian Society We Live In By Isadora Teich April 24, 2017
Someone Dropped a Ton of Money on 9-Year-Old McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce By Isadora Teich April 19, 2017
Ronald McDonald Shot at Sonic, Where Was the Hamburglar During All This? By Isadora Teich June 30, 2016
McDonalds’ Is Testing Out Endless French Fries Because Nothing You Knew Up To This Point Matters By Isadora Teich April 18, 2016
Man Arrested for Using McChicken as Weapon. What, No Love for the Whopper? By William Twiddlesmith December 3, 2014
