Haley Joel Osment

TMZ found out that Haley Joel will be charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, driving with a .08 BAC, enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher and possession of marijuana while driving. In a July 20 accident, Haley Joel collided with a brick pillar while driving his 1995 Saturn.

Puberty destroyed his chances in Hollywood. Now he’s coping by driving drunk. There’s only one thing that can save him and that’s to have an upskirt shot of himself like Paris or Lindsay. The only problem is he isn’t a girl. For that reason, those pictures would be disturbing and kind of disgusting. So Haley Joel is pretty much screwed.