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The What List

The What List is a collection of all things web. Trending videos, current events, puppies, kittens, things that make you go “dawww,” you name it and it’ll probably be here.

These Fucking Cats Get Their Own Silicon Valley Apartment To Themselves

By Jo Davis January 15, 2019

Nude French Restaurant Closes Due to Lack of Asses in Seats

By Jo Davis January 12, 2019

Why the Hell Was This Guy Licking a Doorbell for Three Hours?

By Eric Karnes January 11, 2019

Government Worker Wins $235,000 for Getting Sprayed by Co-Worker’s Breast Milk

When You Really Want to Feel the Bass

By Bob Mike January 11, 2019

Robot Dildo Banned From CES, Making Me Question the Point of Robots and CES

By Eric Karnes January 10, 2019

Someone Brought in a Dead Raccoon Into a McDonald’s in San Francisco, Which Sounds About Right for San Francisco

By Jo Davis January 9, 2019

Kidnapper Gets the Ass-Beating of His Life After Chasing Victim Into a Karate School

By Jo Davis January 7, 2019

Delta Zeta Is Recruiting, Join If You’re White

By Bob Mike January 5, 2019

New A.I. Rats You Out to Netflix If You’re Sharing Your Password

By Jo Davis January 4, 2019

Egyptian Woman Gets 3 Years in Jail for ‘Sexually Harassing’ a Monkey

By Eric Karnes January 1, 2019

Most Obvious Study Ever Shows People More Likely to Bone in Driverless Cars

By Eric Karnes December 24, 2018

Delta Offered Model Nyle DiMarco a Wheelchair to Help With His Being Deaf

By Eric Karnes December 21, 2018

World’s Luckiest Man Dies in Seventh Round of Sex Competition

Model Olivia Inge Gives Her Baby Acupuncture

By Eric Karnes December 18, 2018

Christmas Toys for 2018 Are Absolute Shit

By Jo Davis December 17, 2018

Russia Rolled Out a ‘High-Tech Robot’ That Turned Out to Be a Guy in a Rented Costume

‘Yellies!’ Are the New Hit Toy Guaranteed to Bring Migraines to Parents Everywhere

By Jo Davis December 12, 2018

Crazed Bridezilla Orders Fat Guests to Be Camouflaged

By Jo Davis December 10, 2018