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Jon Stewart Returns to Stand-Up Comedy and Takes Down Donald Trump

By Jeremy Lambert 12 hours ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants to Terminator on White Supremacists

By Jeremy Lambert 12 hours ago

Donald Trump Boots Steve Bannon From White House in an Effort to Unite America

By Jeremy Lambert

Hooters Changes Strategy as Interest in Boobs Shrinks

By Eric Karnes August 17, 2017

Gonna Be Hard for Ric Flair to ‘Woooo!!!!’ His Way Out of Multiple Organ Problems

By Chuck Liddle August 17, 2017

Robin Thicke Put a Baby in His 22-Year-Old Girlfriend

By Chuck Liddle August 17, 2017

These Transcripts From Famous Douchebag Martin Shkreli’s Trial Are Hilarious

By Eric Karnes August 17, 2017

‘Gremlins 3’ Gonna Be ‘Twisted and Dark’

By Eric Karnes August 17, 2017

Emma Stone is In, Jennifer Lawrence Out

By Jeremy Lambert August 17, 2017

Chris Brown Blames Rihanna For His Fist Hitting Her Face in New Documentary

By Jeremy Lambert August 17, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel Is Smart When He Calls Trump Supporters Stupid

By Eric Karnes August 16, 2017

Paris Hilton Loves Our Racist President

Barack Obama Beat Arianna Grande

By Jeremy Lambert August 16, 2017

Anna Faris May Be Taking Shots at Chris Pratt but Is Really Just Quoting Drake

By Jeremy Lambert August 16, 2017

Ed Sheeran Brought Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Back Together

By Jeremy Lambert August 15, 2017

Leonardo DiCaprio Rents New Model for a Year

By Jeremy Lambert

Taylor Swift Wins Groping Lawsuit

By Chuck Liddle August 14, 2017

People Are Airdropping Dick Pics on the Subway Now

By Eric Karnes August 14, 2017

Jonah Hill Shuts Down Interviewer’s Dumb Ass Question

Bryan Cranston Scared Children by Having Sex on a Train

By Jeremy Lambert August 14, 2017