You’ll Never Win Calling Kobe Bryant’s Kid ‘Botox Lips’
Turns out “dick wad” and “botox lips” are worth $1.5 million. Vanessa Bryant came out swinging in a lawsuit involving Kobe Bryant and showed no matter how rich you get, you’re just a “fancy-ass black” person.
Kobe Bryant invested a measly $6 million in for a 10% interest in the sports drink company, BodyArmor, back in 2013.
Later, BodyArmor sold itself to Coca-Cola for a whopping $5.6 billion. That’s billion with a “B” as in I’m rich bitch money. Get your nut Kobe. RIP.
Where there’s money, there’s a hand out. Enter Molly Carter, president of Kobe Inc.. Carter claimed Kobe promised her a sweet 2% cut of Kobe’s earnings. Well, that went over about as well as a fart in a spacesuit. Kobe denied ever making such a promise, setting the stage for a legal showdown.
Kobe passed, but the lawsuit never died. Vanessa Bryant, the queen of defending her family’s honor, backed Kobe up. Not only did she defend the case, but she also fired back with her own counterclaim, “alleging Molly violated the duty of loyalty and the non-disparagement clause.”
According to Vanessa, Molly called Kobe an “asshole,” “douche nugget” and “dick wad.” I mean, Kobe would’ve said he was an asshole. He would’ve given that to you. Haha.
Carter also called Vanessa the “fucking devil,” “bitch,” and psycho.
Even worse, she said Vanessa’s newborn had “botox lips.” Huh. I know the way to everyone’ s heart is mocking innocent babies.
Carter also flew to an NBA All-Star game. On the jet, she complained that there were “a lot of fancy-ass Black people” on a private jet. Ah, yes, because nothing says inclusivity and respect like racially insensitive comments at 30,000 feet.
After all the legal wrangling, Vanessa won in arbitration, beating Carter on the lawsuit, winning her own counterclaim and was awarded over $1.5 million in attorney’s fees. And now, Kobe’s legal team is seeking court approval, as if this saga needed any more twists and turns. You know Kobe’s so competitive he’s high-fiving Vanessa from the grave right now.
