Scarlett Johansson confuses me

On one hand, Scarlett Johansson is hotter than half the world. On the other, she sometimes shows up dressed like this. This is neither cute nor sexy and should be considered patently offensive. Maybe one day my representatives will take my letters seriously, but until then, I have every right to rip clothes like this off the bodies of beautiful women because isn’t that the only reason America was founded?

This piece of news from Page Six redeems her just a little. Brazilian wax. Awesome.

Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before she had her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and, according to insiders at DaTommaso restaurant, the waxing crew couldn’t stop admiring her body.