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Scarlett Johansson does Allure

By The Blemish, 9:48 AM on Oct 23, 2006, 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson

My what big breasts you have. The better to eat you with. Rawr! If you can’t get a clue, this is Scarlett Johansson in Allure. It’s what those big pink letters in the first picture spell out. Although I can see how you could have missed the first and last picture. Why is a dog blocking her breasts in picture #3? No doubt the photographer’s nefarious scheme to deny the world of her splendid boobies.

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