If you haven’t heard of Hard Gay Razor Ramon, then where have you been for the past year? Just watch this video of him trying to help a ramen shop owner in Japan and then tell me you haven’t found your new idol. Wait for the end to see why HG might not be so well liked in America.

This is a little more interesting than telling you how Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connelly broke up after she found out Kevin cheated on her with some ugly chick. Or that Petra Nemcova and James Blunt also split because she found out James cheated on her…with more than one girl. Things couldn’t be more confusing had a cure for cancer and AIDS showed up at the same time with the scientific community crediting both Paris and Lindsay for the discovery.