Lane Garrison

Lane Garrison who played Tweener on Prison Break was in a fatal car accident over the weekend. A 17-year-old boy in the backseat was killed while two 15-year-olds in the car were injured. The 26-year-old is suspected of drunk driving. Blood tests are pending. The real question should be why he was partying with teenagers. His lawyer Harland Braun has the answer.

Braun tells TMZ that Garrison had never met the three teenagers before the night of the accident. Braun says Garrison was at a local supermarket earlier in the evening when the trio recognized him in the checkout line and asked him if he wanted to go to a party. Braun says Garrison went to the party and had one drink. Braun says Garrison also had one margarita at a Mexican restaurant that night, but that was the extent of his alcohol consumption. Braun tells TMZ that as Garrison was leaving the party to meet a woman at his apartment, the three teens asked to accompany him.

Well then, that explains everything. Garrison contributed to the delinquency of minors and was bringing three of them to his place to watch him hookup with a woman before he got into his accident. Wow, no, completely normal. Thanks for clearing that up Mr. Lawyer Man. I can see why you get paid the big bucks.

This could only be more wholesome if the woman actually existed and she was 16. Or maybe he was going to scare them straight like on those talk shows. The woman could have just been a helpful tranny. So you see, Lane Garrison isn’t creepy. He’s just really concerned for our children.

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