Rosie O’Donnell wrote another ode to Donald on her blog. It’s hard to make sense of, but I’ve deciphered it and concluded Rosie is an idiot.

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

If you’re wondering, the whole thing is actually longer and even more of a waste of time. Donald responded with criticisms of his own,

Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.

Rosie, see what Donald did there? He criticized you in three sentences and didn’t mince words. It shouldn’t be that hard to do. However, in Rosie’s defense, it’s probably hard for coherent thoughts to push their way through the layer of fat around her brain. It’s like wading through Jello.