Isaiah Washington goes to rehab

Isaiah Washington has gone to rehab to save his job and hopefully figure out why he’s a bigot. This stems from the incident at the Golden Globes where he denied calling T.R. Knight a “faggot” even though he did.

“ABC has told him he must enter a program to examine why he would say such hateful words,” the insider says.

Isaiah Washington went into rehab for…bigotry. Great. Is this some sort of niche science or just a fancy name for a shrink so ABC can start the “healing process” and increase their market share for Grey’s Anatomy. Ohhh, it’s just sooo exciting! I’m gonna play it cool and pretend I don’t care. But I really do. Honest. Stay tuned for more about this developing story of betrayal and murder.