Dita Von Teese needs Jenny Craig

By eating only protein and small amounts of steamed vegetables, Dita Von Teese has fattened herself up to a 16 inch waist size. A waist smaller than that of a three-year-old. Dita seems very proud of herself for cutting off those pesky 5 inches.

‘I love the feeling, though. It’s like being completely tight.’

Seriously. That’s disgusting. You have children in third world countries starving for food and Dita is here stuffing her fat face with a king’s feast. For just one cent a day she could be sponsoring an impoverished child. Celebrities are so selfish.