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Keeley Hazell also does Arena

By The Blemish, 6:27 PM on Mar 02, 2007, 0 Comments

Keeley Hazell also does Arena

I got off my lazy ass and looked up Arena magazine. Apparently it’s an edgier FHM / Maxim in England. Which explains why topless model turned unwilling pornstar Keeley Hazell is in it. Whatever happened to that porn tape anyway. I’ve never been less turned on by a hot chick giving head. I’ve made better videos with my dolls. Unlike Keeley, Raggedy Anne understands angles and doesn’t break the fourth wall.

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