Keeley Hazell also does Arena

I got off my lazy ass and looked up Arena magazine. Apparently it’s an edgier FHM / Maxim in England. Which explains why topless model turned unwilling pornstar Keeley Hazell is in it. Whatever happened to that porn tape anyway. I’ve never been less turned on by a hot chick giving head. I’ve made better videos with my dolls. Unlike Keeley, Raggedy Anne understands angles and doesn’t break the fourth wall.