Calum Best is still a fame whore

Calum Best calls him and Lindsay Lohan the new couple on the block and wants to launch a perfume with her. News to me since I thought they broke up. What with his snorting coke off strippers. In any case, the Mirror says Calum is flying to see Lindsay on her birthday and at the same time,

He’ll also be working on his second fragrance and skin care range - and he wants Linds in on the action.

That meeting will be a little awkward. Last time I tried something like this, the girl threw a fit. We had just broken up too. Actually, not really broken up, more like I stopped staring at her from outside of her house for a few days because it was rainy. I should buy an umbrella.