Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson, who has yet to admit she’s related to Willy of Free Willy fame, reveals to Elle she’s not ready to be a mother yet. Possibly because babies resemble bite size Christmas hams.

Clarkson also opens up about her feud with Clive Davis stating he offered her $10 million to replace five songs on her album with some surefire top 40 hits.

“I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer,” she says sarcastically in the July issue of the mag. “Women can’t possibly be good at two things.”

Obviously, Kelly is being sarcastic because women are good at a lot of things. Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, blowjobs and um, I’ll let you know if I think of anything else. Just kidding ladies. Not all of you are good at blowjobs.

Oh, I’m joking. Site stuff: The server is still going up and down and it’s unclear why.