Michael Moore

PETA sent a letter to Michael Moore calling him a hypocrite and fat. PETA believes Moore shouldn’t helm a documentary (SiCKO) criticizing the U.S. healthcare system when he’s so unhealthy himself. PETA president Ingrid Newkirk urges Moore to become a vegetarian and manages to promote the PETA vegetarian recipe website in the process. Ingrid writes about Michael,

“There’s an elephant in the room, and it is you.”

Except for those sexy ads, PETA is useless. No one likes them. The endangered species they try to protect don’t even like them. Yesterday, a bald eagle flew in front of me and told me to eat it just to spite PETA. Or was that a spread eagle. Hm, let me get back to you on that one.