The Blemish

Today is your lucky day

By The Blemish, 9:49 AM on Jun 12, 2007, 0 Comments

Celine Dion

…because you get to see Celine Dion in a bikini. Best known for nothing really, she’s about as exciting as a catheter. If you made me choose between an enema and listening to her sing, I would ask you to be gentle and not to make the water too hot.

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