The Blemish

Fergie frightens me

By The Blemish, 10:38 AM on Aug 29, 2007, 0 Comments

Fergie is an alien

Fergie went to get her hair done. God knows why. She needs to do more than that to look human. Look at those hands. They’re huge and almost alien. Maybe she is an alien? Eeek. I’m too young to be anally probed!

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